Seven Movie Monsters More Phallic Than Anything In Mario Kart


You may have noticed that the adorable Toad from the Mario series is trending all over social media. Not because there is a new Mario Kart game in the works, but because of a rather unfortunate comparison. Yes, the most innocent of video game characters has been compared to the President’s genitals – ruining the Nintendo franchise for millions of people who grew up with the characters. And as pointed out by Vox, the Mushroom Kingdom resident doesn’t deserve this unwanted attention. No least because he’s not even the most phallic character in pop culture.

So, if you ever need to describe your own, or someone else’s delicate areas – here are seven movie monsters you could provide as reference materials rather than drag the good name of Toad through the mud.

The Deadly Spawn (1983)

Dune (2000)

The Atomic Submarine (1959)

King Kong (2005)

Alien Trespass (2009)

Splice (2009)

Tremors (1990)