Terrifying Fidget Spinners That Look More Like Torture Devices

You’ve probably got an opinion on the fidget spinner craze. Personally, I picked one up very cheaply and have found it useful – particularly in cutting down smoking. However, if you work with children you’re probably ready to drive the things into someone skull.

Now, mine is a pretty basic model, something like this. But some of them are a bit more…intimidating – and we have a lot of questions!


Are we training children for ninja warfare? Or are they plotting something we don’t know about.


Is Jigsaw replacing the toys with finger severing blades?


Do parents just really aspire for their kid to grow up just like the Tall Man from Phantasm.


Maybe the kids just started stealing equipment from slaughterhouses


Time to back down and give them the candy methinks…

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