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Terrifying Fidget Spinners That Look More Like Torture Devices

by Cara

You’ve probably got an opinion on the fidget spinner craze. Personally, I picked one up very cheaply and have found it useful – particularly in cutting down smoking. However, if you work with children you’re probably ready to drive the things into someone skull.

Now, mine is a pretty basic model, something like this. But some of them are a bit more…intimidating – and we have a lot of questions!

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Are we training children for ninja warfare? Or are they plotting something we don’t know about.

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Is Jigsaw replacing the toys with finger severing blades?

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Do parents just really aspire for their kid to grow up just like the Tall Man fromĀ Phantasm.

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Maybe the kids just started stealing equipment from slaughterhouses

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Time to back down and give them the candy methinks…

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