I’m sure you’re all stuck into your Christmas shopping, either physically, or sitting in your pyjamas on Amazon. But if you’re a horror nerd like us, you might want to subtly leave this article open when your relatives are using your computer. We’ve trawled the internet to find original, awesome presents that horror nerds will love. Let’s take a look.
THE WEIR OVERLOOK SPECIAL EDITION
Remember the striking carpet from The Shining. It’s probably the most famous carpet in cinema, and now your favourite horror nerd can wear it on their head. Available from Connoisuer
HELLRAISER PUZZLE BOX
“You solved the box, we came, Now you must come with us. Taste our pleasures.” Available from DecoupageDelinquent
REMAKES SUCK SHIRT
Do you have an angry horror fan in your life? Have you heard one two many rants about the new Nightmare on Elm Street? Allow them to vent their annoyance quietly with this shirt, available from Horror Bid.
JAWS BOTTLE OPENER
Perhaps you know a horror nerd who also likes a drink. Or twelve. This awesomely packaged limited edition Jaws bottle opener could be perfect. Available from Factory Entertainment.
A BRAIN IS FOR EATING CHILDREN’S BOOK
Maybe you have a young horror fan in your life. Our motto is ‘start them young’, this is “A book for zombie children that teaches the little walking undead how to find their next meal”. Available from A Brain is for Eating.
CTHULHU CHESS SET
Fancy something more intellectual? This beautiful hand sculpted Cthulhu themed chess set is available from LittleFatDragons
PSYCHO DOLLS HOUSE
Does your child remind you Wednesday Addams? Don’t send her off to therapy! Encourage her creepiness with this awesome dolls house from HAUNTEDCONSTRUCTION
LEGO ALIEN QUEEN
The queen looks a lot less threatening in LEGO form, but we love this super-cute figure. Available, along with other horror themed LEGO from TinyBricks
ZOMBIE NESTING DOLLS
Everyone has an Aunt or Grandmother who’s home is filled with ornaments. Liven up their collection with these great zombie nesting dolls from Shani
SQUIRMING TENTACLE USB DRIVE
For tech loving horror nerds, here’s a pretty awesome stocking filler. This tentacle is powered by USB, and wiggles around, reaching for your soul. Available from Think Geek
FREDDY GLOVE NECKLACE
Sick of hearts and charms? Here’s a rather awesome necklace feature one of horror’s most infamous weapons. Available from zantijewelry
CREEPY WRAPPING PAPER
Of course, you’ll need suitably creepy wrapping paper. Featuring maggots, dental images and scary clowns, this paper is available from McPhee