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20 Creepy Vintage Valentines Cards to Haunt Your Dreams

by Cara

Don’t feel bad if you don’t have a Valentine. I’d rather be alone watching horror movies than receive any of these creepy vintage cards. They were really creepy back in your Grandparent’s day, with cute kids exchanging sexually suggestive puns; inanimate objects looking for love and even a little friendly cannibalism. Here’s 20 vintage Valentines cards to haunt your dreams.

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This child removing a slasher mask.

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This very unpleasant situation.

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This alarming kidnap scenario.

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This way of letting your ex know that you’re still thinking of them.

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This puppy being cooked alive.

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This baby, who’s in the organ trade.

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This furry creature attempting suicide.

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What’s a little cannibalism between friends?

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This unnerving dummy.

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And this bizarre creature.

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This threatening message.

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Quick tip – don’t send a greetings card with an image of a woman locked in a freezer.

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This mad scientist who seems to have grown fangs.

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This tale of body horror.

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Old timey Valentine’s had a wide range of available weapons…

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This butcher.

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Even more cannibalism.

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Is that paint or blood?

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The violence never ends.

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And finally, this kid who’s ready for WAR!?

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