20 Creepy Vintage Valentines Cards to Haunt Your Dreams
Don’t feel bad if you don’t have a Valentine. I’d rather be alone watching horror movies than receive any of these creepy vintage cards. They were really creepy back in your Grandparent’s day, with cute kids exchanging sexually suggestive puns; inanimate objects looking for love and even a little friendly cannibalism. Here’s 20 vintage Valentines cards to haunt your dreams.
This child removing a slasher mask.
This very unpleasant situation.
This alarming kidnap scenario.
This way of letting your ex know that you’re still thinking of them.
This puppy being cooked alive.
This baby, who’s in the organ trade.
This furry creature attempting suicide.
What’s a little cannibalism between friends?
This unnerving dummy.
And this bizarre creature.
This threatening message.
Quick tip – don’t send a greetings card with an image of a woman locked in a freezer.
This mad scientist who seems to have grown fangs.
This tale of body horror.
Old timey Valentine’s had a wide range of available weapons…
Even more cannibalism.
Is that paint or blood?
The violence never ends.
And finally, this kid who’s ready for WAR!?